Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Pedicabs Are Horrible Death Traps

The above statement would be true if the media was correct. However, they tend to sensationalize almost anything they can get their paws on. "Is cherry flavored dental floss slowly killing your children?! Find out tonight at 11!!!!"

Well, recently Bruce Johnson and channel 9 came down to the mall to do a story on Pedicabs, which we all knew was going to make us look bad. Using common sense, one could infer that since one woman fell off a pedicab over 3,000 miles away and died, these contraptions should be more closely governed and watched here in DC.

Let me tell it to you straight. Regular taxis are 3,000 times more times dangerous than pedicabs - FACT. Pedicabs are not taxis - FACT. Bruce Johnson is no Jim Vance - FACT.

While there may not be exact r&r's for pedicabs in DC, we are more likely to follow traffic laws than other vehicles and almost all pedestrians.

If pedicabs are so dangerous then why did he ride one? I'm also in this clip so you should watch. And now as a world famous pedicab driver, all comments will first be read by my management team and forwarded to me if they believe it is worthwhile...

2 comments:

onthe1 said...

OMG ur so sexy!

jessicaerinperry said...

OH MY GOD YOUR CALVES